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Sex Jokes :: #12532 By S. Dempsey from Glasgow Scotland United Kingdom A rich slut and a poor slut were standing next to the road when the poor slut asked the rich slut "Where do you get all the money from?" "That's easy" replied the rich slut, "Just before you have sex, stick an elastic band up your arse, with the movement the elastic band will ping and you shout OW, my back! and you sue the guy." "Thanks says the poor slut and rushes home and starts looking around but she can't find an elastic band, all she can find is a catapult. So, with a major struggle she got it up. She went down the spot where she had been standing and almost immediately a car pulled up. The two went back to the guy's home and they went down to business and suddenly, PING! The catapult had shot and the slut yelled "OW, my back! I'll sue you for this!" The man replied "Never mind your back, my balls just went out the window!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Health :: #6083 By Anonymous from USA. Dry Eyes If you suffer form dry eyes, increase your seafood consumption. Research suggests that people that consume higher amount of these fats like sardines, mackerel and salmon rich in omega-3 fatty acid, which the body uses to produce tears, are less likely to have dry eyes.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com