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Elderly Jokes :: #21407 By from Unknown Four old ladies were sitting on a park bench. One was Portuguese; one was French, one Italian, and the other Irish. The Portuguese woman said: "My son is a priest. People call him 'Father'". The French woman said: "My son is a Bishop. People call him 'Your Excellence'". The Italian woman said: "My son is the Pope. People call him 'Your Holiness'". Finally, it was the Irish woman's time to speak: "My son is a stripper and when he goes on stage, people say "OH, MY …G….!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Health :: #6002 By Anonymous from USA. Getting enough calcium? Bone fact: More than 99 percent of your body's calcium is kept in your bones and teeth. Calcium doesn't just come in milk. Consider these other sources of calcium: Low-fat dairy products, such as cheese and yogurt Dark green leafy vegetables, such as broccoli or spinach Sardines and salmon with bones Tofu Almonds Beans Calcium-fortified foods If you don't get enough calcium in your food, ask your physician about taking a calcium supplement. -Mayo Clinic-     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com