Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Useless Things

Useless Things

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...
Two calves that will never become cows...
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...
Twenty nails that won't hold a board...
A chest that won't hold linen...
Two tits that won't give milk...
Two buns that won't feed anyone...
A belly button that won't button...
Two balls that won't roll...
An ass that won't pull a plow...
An organ that won't play music...

and

A cock that won't crow...

By the way, what you ladies sniggering at?
You have a pussy that won't mew!

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