Monday, August 9, 2010

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Police Jokes :: #624
By SimpleSentiments from Pembroke Pines Florida  USA.

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, 

"Is there a problem, Officer?" 

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" 

The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" 

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"



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Health :: #5922
By Anonymous from USA.

Make and keep friends
A 2009 study suggests that people who have strong social networks and who are not easily stressed may be less likely to develop dementia.

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