Thursday, August 12, 2010

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The Joke of The Day
Elderly Jokes :: #5167
By Raza Zaidi from Pakistan

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"




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Words of Knowledge :: #1462
By Kim Jackson from Deer River USA.

5 Barricades
There are 5 barricades that everyone must overcome in order to attain their lifes lessons, they are:

1. Money

2. Ego

3. Time

4. Distance

5. Fear

 
 
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