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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Today's humor was written by Kenneth Pierpont...

Preachers sometimes get spoiled. I know I have been. I have
been given baked goods, bags of potatoes, lawn furniture,
dinners out, the use of a swimming pool for a week, popcorn,
clothing, money, offers of free airline tickets, tickets to
sporting events and concerts, garden produce and cuts of
meat. Because we have eight children it's common for people
to offer us used clothing.

There is one thing, however, preachers get that they can
rarely use. Zucchini. They say when you live in a small town
you wouldn't have to lock your car at all if you didn't have
to worry about people putting Zucchini in it while you
weren't looking.
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The elders which are among you I exhort, who am also an
elder, and a witness of the sufferings of Christ, and also a
partaker of the glory that shall be revealed: feed the flock
of God which is among you, taking the oversight thereof, not
by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a
ready mind.

Neither as being lords over God's heritage, but being
ensamples to the flock. And when the chief Shepherd shall
appear, ye shall receive a crown of glory that fadeth not
away.

Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea,
all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with
humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to
the humble.

Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God,
that he may exalt you in due time: casting all your care
upon him; for he careth for you. -1 Peter 5:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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