A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a
blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke, you should know something." "The bartender is blond, the bouncer
is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in
karate.
What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and
he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is
blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it
seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."
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