An elderly retired couple were driving down the East coast, when they
stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of
hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat everything. An elderly
station attendant came to the car and started filling the fuel tank.
Making idle talk, he asked if the man liked the weather, to which the
man replied, "very much".
What'd he say?, asked the woman. "He asked if I like the weather, and I
told him yes", replied her husband.
"Where are you-all headed", asked the attendant. "Oh, we're going to
Jacksonville", he replied.
"What'd he say?", asked the woman. "He asked where we're going, and I
told him to Jacksonville", the husband replied.
"Where are you-all from", inquired the attendant a few moments later.
"Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied.
"Ah, I was in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force, replied
the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine while I was there. It
didn't last long though. I have to tell you, this girl was the worst in
bed of any girl I ever knew."
"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.
"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.
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